DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME

Don’t try some foreplay moves with your partner it may lead severe problems. Here are some foreplay which may cause some problems

NO FOOD DOWN SOUTH:

It may look sexy on paper, but you don’t want to spend the rest of the night trying to clean outbits of chocolate that might lead to an infection.

NO GYMNASTICS IN BED:

Try not to twist your body into abnormal, convoluted positions that require a medical professional to untwist you back into shape.

NO HOT STUFF PLEASE:

Avoid getting too enthusiastic in bed and melting a candle on his chest. It’s plain messy and the smell of burning chest hair might put a dampener on things.